What in hell have I done to deserve all these kittens

So I would say I'm between stage 3 of 8 to becoming a crazy cat woman.

Stage 1:
A love (in general) of cats

Stage 2:
Personifying cats to the point where you think in depth about what kind of human they would be and whether you would invite them to a dinner party.

Stage 3:
An empty house with no cats, but and overwhelming desire to get cats by means of coaxing them in through windows with treats.

Stage 4:
A guest room that would be more fun to fill with cats that a human

Stage 5:
More time spent with cats than freinds/more cats than friends

Stage 6:
A development of asthma

Stage 7:
Buying kittens instead of getting married and having children

Stage 8:
Alone in a house with no husband, no children, acute asthma and a cat bed on every radiator

The naming of cats is a
difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your
holiday games;
You may think at first I'm
as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have
Three different names.