Tuesday 12 May 2009

Found some GEMS

I was sorting through a load of old stuff and found this notebook. It was from when I was 11. Here are some of my personal favourite lines (all spelling and grammar mistakes uncorrected)...

"Hello to me next time i read this I am 11 years old almost 12 this is a secret book so if you name isn't Sonja Farrell do not procced and further thankyou" (i don't think i believed in punctuation)

The book then has various things to fill in

If you had to listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Craig David 7 days. (hahahaha)

If you were the richest person in the world what would you spend your money on?
Cloths

Then there is this abruptly ending story called "How the world came to be"

Over the mountains and down the valleys of the very top of mount dragon fire there was a tiny village were only 12 people lived. They were not like the people below the mountains a place they christened "hell" where big machines ruled the land where the land was covered in toxic waste people smoked and drunk and crime was at a high percentage no! they loved in heaven the place where animals thrith and birds sing beautil songs no waste no crime smoking and drinking didn't even exist and the people were happy. The 12 people's religion was called the fire breathing dragantariuns this isn't because the people breathed fire it is because they worshipped a fire reathing dragon. This story is about a little chinese dragantariun boy called Mark, he lived in the smallest family it was just him and his mother Dlina he didnt have a father well he did but he got sent down to hell because he said that the dragon breathed water and not fire and never went to the story ceremonies that everyone was ment to go to it was only twice a week mondays and fridays these days were Mark's favourite days because he loved hearing stories. The stories were told about the fire breathing dragon and how he used to rein heaven until about 100 years ago when he retired. some people say he's still alive and others don't they are stories of him breathing Amber flames out of huge nostrels and he get angry he sets hell alight to punish the evil.

It was Friday, the story ceremony was to start in 2 hours and Mark was eating his breakfast Dlina came into the room and reminded him to touch the religious stones this action had been passed down for generations

(then it just stops, i have NO idea where I was going with it)

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